What Are Thy Jokes?
Thy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[At historic site] Guide: Questions?
Me: What's the wifi password? G: I meant about 19th century life. M: Oh....Dost thou have thy password?
#2
I am not fake.
I am not a parody. I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, you cosmic dipshits.
#3
Love thy neighbor all through the day...
but first make sure her husband's away!
#4
HEAR YE, MORTALS.
AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*
#5
Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first?
America
#6
[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy
breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet
#7
My mom always says "Alcohol is your enemy!"
Jesus says, "Thou shalt love thy enemy."
#8
I am not a parody account.
I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken.
#9
For a gentleman, Shakespeare really
knew how to spread those thy's.
#10
For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to...
...spread those thy's.
#11
Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name
But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?
#12
I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God.
It said on it, "Heal Thy Gums."
#13
[genie emerges from his lamp] Master, what is thy [he sees me on
the bed pointing at the remote like 3ft away] Are u kidding me
#14
Fajita poop, fajita poop!
How dreadful are thy splashes!
#15
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
#16
Bae: Come over.
Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague. Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over. Romeo: Also, you're 13.
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