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#1
I know I'll be a great chef some day...
it's just a matter of thyme.
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#2
Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?
Because of his ground thyme.
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#3
Ingredients for an apocalypse
salad Edive, thyme
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#4
So I discovered that one of my herbs went off today.
It was just a matter of thyme. xxx
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#5
Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do
It's just that most people don't have thyme.
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#6
I'll think of a good herb joke...
When I have some thyme
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#7
I want a sand timer with ground spices instead of sand That way when
it starts to run out I can say, "Oh no, I'm running out of Thyme!"
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#8
Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?
He had too much thyme on his hands.
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#9
I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class...
It's about thyme
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#10
You hear about these new trains that can burn any organic matter for fuel?
They even run on thyme!
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#11
Some dude just asked if I was "herb friendly".
I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it.
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#12
Did you hear about the slow chef at the speed bake off?
He would have won if he had just a little more thyme.
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#13
Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them
extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme
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#14
During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels.
Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
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#15
What's a skydiver's favorite spice?
Ground cumin! As long as they aren't running out of thyme.
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#16
When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish...
...there's a thyme and a plaice.
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#17
I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's..
:looks directly at the camera: "About thyme"
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#18
Remember when there were backyard gardens?
Oh, those were good thymes.
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#19
Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?
Only thyme will tell.
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#20
After two months, I finally finished reading a book on herbs & spices It's about thyme.
Bet you didn't see that one cumin.
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