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Tick Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tick jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: "tick ____ tick ____ tick ____" ?
"Ve have Vays of making you tock!"
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#2
If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do?
Make a vet appointment for both of you.
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#3
Suicide Bombers......
What makes them tick?
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#4
I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick...
tock... boom
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#5
If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking
parasites, then politics must mean...
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#6
Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith.
The pope denounced him... calling him a "hair-a-tick"
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#7
Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?
They were looking for the ark tick.
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#8
What is round, ticks and if it falls
down the clock is broken?
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#9
which 2 insects are the most foolish?
ant-ticks
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#10
What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber?
"What makes you tick?"
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#11
Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?
"Ve haff vays of meking you tock."
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#12
Telling my daughter garlic is good for you.
Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men.
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#13
did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen?
The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching.
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#14
Why did the girl spray her clock?
It was full of ticks.
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#15
What did the boys do ToGetHer?
Roam And Tick things..
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#16
What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?
A metro-gnome
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#17
Why do we call it politics?
Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites.
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#18
If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then
might i suggest not going to auctions anymore.
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#19
Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina?
That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper.
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#20
What is a tick's favorite fruit?
Lime.
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Are Tick Jokes safe for all ages?
Most tick jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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tick jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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