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Ticks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ticks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
which 2 insects are the most foolish?
ant-ticks
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#2
What really ticks people off?
Time bombs.
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#3
If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking
parasites, then politics must mean...
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#4
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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#5
Why do we call it politics?
Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites.
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#6
We use a very accurate term to describe our government.
Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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#7
did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen?
The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching.
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#8
If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do?
Make a vet appointment for both of you.
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#9
The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning
many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite.
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#10
Why did the girl spray her clock?
It was full of ticks.
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#11
[judging dog show] DOG: [barks] ME: [ticks clipboard] This one's working
fine AUDIENCE MEMBER: You have misunderstood what's required of you
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#12
Telling my daughter garlic is good for you.
Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men.
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#13
A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive...
...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes.
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#14
What is round, ticks and if it falls
down the clock is broken?
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#15
What is the etymology of the word "politics"?
*Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning "Many". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning "little bloodsucking creatures."
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#16
I met a guy who cross-bred insects...
...he was alright at first, but I soon tired of his ant-ticks.
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#17
Q: Why did the girl spray her clock?
A: It was full of ticks.
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