What Are Ties Jokes?
Ties Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ties jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump.
He loves trickle-down economics.
#2
Her: You into S&M.
Him: Sure. Her: Good. *ties him to bed post* Him: Oh yeah. Her: Ready...? Him: Torture me! Her: *plays Nickelback*
#3
Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU...
You Brexit, you bought it.
#4
A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud
" Bob Peters" The barber says "No we only do haircuts here"
#5
Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
#6
Never trust a sweet talker..
They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
#7
Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and
started to wonder "who ties your shoelaces for you?"
#8
11 y/o Daughter: [opens xmas present] uh..cable ties?
Wife: she asked for a pony.. Me: a pony? ..SHE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AFTER HER CABLES LINDA
#9
Apparently there's this guy who steals people's poops and ties them together..
I shit you knot.
#10
How to open new toy: 1.
Cut tape with machete. 2. Take shot. 3. Undo 23,518 twist ties. 4. Take 3 shots. 5. Watch child play with box.
#11
My new bondage equipment really
ties the room together.
#12
In life, God is my co-pilot.
Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups.
#13
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
#14
Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties
his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, "How cum?"
#15
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.
Republicans do too all year round.
#16
*holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today "both are nice"
[wife calls later] "how'd it go" well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster
#17
With Vladimir Putin so eager to restore ties, I think the U.S and Russia should form one country.
We can call it The United States of Soviet Russia! USSR for short.
#18
Just had to cut ties with the girl I was dating after I found out we both wanted different things.
She wanted a relationship and I wanted a better looking girlfriend.
#19
I don't understand bow ties.
What, is your neck a gift?
#20
Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells "super pussy".
Michael rolls over and says "Think I'll take the soup."
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