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Toenails Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of toenails jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?
A pedi-file
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#2
[funeral] *walks up to give eulogy* *pulls notes out of pocket* "Frank
was a weirdo that bit his toenails." *folds notes* *sits back down*
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#3
You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a "clip
your toenails into your McDonald's cup" kind of morning.
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#4
My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails.
Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work.
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#5
Me: You should cut your toenails.
Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point.
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#6
Don't be that crazy person who collects cats.
Collect something else instead like toenails.
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#7
til the hard way that my toenails
are stronger than my teeth.
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#8
A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is
to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story
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#9
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
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#10
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
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#11
I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them
to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are.
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#12
Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to
24 weeks whether they need it or not.
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#13
duh.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree before? A: No? See, it works!
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#14
My girlfriend LOVES my toenails..
I'm starting to think she's a nailphile.
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#15
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*.
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#16
Yo momma is so fat Her toenails
aren't painted, just redshifted
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