What Are Tooth Jokes?
Tooth Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tooth jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
ME: [sitting in kitchen writing out bills] SON: I lost a tooth.
I'm gonna leave it under my pillow tonight. ME: I'd wait until next week.
#2
What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?
Tooth Hurty
#3
A burglar sneaking into a dentist clinic got caught by the late night guard.
In panic, the burglar throws a tooth at the guard. He's been hit by He's been struck by A tooth criminal.
#4
When's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
#5
It's ironic that my dentist appointment is at 2:30 tomorrow.
Because tooth hurty.
#6
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
#7
What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
#8
At what time does a dentist have the most business?
Tooth-hurty
#9
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?
Tooth Hurty !
#10
What time should you book dental appointments for?
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
#11
What is a Detective's favourite pastry?
The Tooth Hurts Donut!
#12
Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?
Because egypt his tooth.
#13
What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
#14
Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?
Because it was accidental.
#15
When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
#16
Tooth sale Two buck
teeth for 1$ buck
#17
What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?
Nice tooth.
#18
Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?
Cause it was invented in Alabama! [Inspiration came from the comments](http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825?irpc=932)
#19
What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty
#20
Redneck sext message: You
cant handle the tooth!
Why People Enjoy Tooth Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tooth jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love tooth jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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