What Are Toronto Jokes?
Toronto Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of toronto jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...
The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
#2
Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?
They play music, not hockey.
#3
I clicked on the "Random" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs
subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the "Funny" link in the navigation bar instead.
#4
Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
#5
Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river.
There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out.
#6
I have the heart of a lion..
..and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo
#7
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
#8
Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
#9
Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss South
Africa." So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: "I hope this helps."
#10
Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?
*Broadview*
#11
Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?
Because the market got flooded.
#12
What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl?
Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
#13
I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have
a website They can't even put THREE W's together!
#14
FINALLY in Toronto.
Winter Olympics, here I come!
#15
[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please?
SIR?
#16
The funniest thing about being sober is someday
finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto.
#17
IamA personal executive assistant answering questions on behalf of former Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, AMA!
Whoops, wrong *sub.* [The Payoff](http://wompwompwomp.com/)
#18
How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
#19
How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
#20
Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican.
Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers.
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