What Are Tourette Jokes?
Tourette Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tourette jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do we want?
"A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!!" When do we want it? "FUCK!!"
#2
Tourette's convention rally What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!
#3
What do we want?
A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt!
#4
It's my wife birthday coming up and she keeps going on about how bad I am at buying presents.
Well this year she's in for a rude awakening. I'm buying her a Tourettes alarm clock.
#5
I have a voluntary version
of Tourette's.
#6
How many Tourette's suffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ass fucking cunt bitch just one cocksucker whore
#7
I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society.
It's the thought that cunts.
#8
Knock knock Who's there?
Bob the interrupting cow with Tourette's syndrome. Bob the interrupt- COCKSUCKING-motherfucking-**cunt**!
#9
I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome...
I want to know what makes them tic.
#10
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off!"
#11
Took my wife to the doctor today, to try and get her tourettes sorted Turns out
that she doesn't have it, and I am actually a cunt and she wants me to fuck off
#12
The worst thing about having tourettes...
People are always expecting you to say something funny.
#13
Tourettes What do we want?
A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!
#14
How many Tourette's syndrome sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Damn fuck shit screw you dickhead just one asshole twat cocksucker.
#15
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!?! FUCK!!!
#16
"What's your name?" "Dave Fucking Smith" "Do you have Tourette's,
Dave?" "No, but the vicar at my christening did."
#17
I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society...
It's the thought that cunts!
#18
People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv
shows where they take audience suggestions.
#19
I went to a club completely infested by tourettes suffering women last night.
Any time I approached one they told me to fuck off.
#20
WHAT DO WE WANT?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTE'S! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! CUNT!
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