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Toxic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of toxic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?
They were in a **toxic** relationship!
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#2
The most toxic community...
Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community...
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#3
Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?
They heard it was a Superfund site.
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#4
Hanging out with fake, toxic people is like running a brothel for diseased cats.
I don't do that shit anymore
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#5
I would never feed you to the wolves.
You're too toxic and I like dogs.
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#6
Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?
New Jersey got to choose first
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#7
Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?
New Jersey picked first.
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#8
Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed.
I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could.
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#9
Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up?
Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it.
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#10
BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans.
"Just throw it all in a lake somewhere," says one long-billed scientist
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#11
Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral...
Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!
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#12
I'll make the punchline, you create the set-up.
And that's how I found out... what toxic shock means.
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#13
What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house?
Horticulture.
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#14
You never really see how toxic someone
is until you breathe fresher air.
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#15
What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?
The crayon is non-toxic!
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#16
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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#17
The most toxic substances known to mankind.
1. Arsenic 2. Cyanide 3. Polonium 4. Mercury 5. The League of Legends community
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#18
How is Donald Trump like a VW Bug?
They both spew toxic hot air disguised as being good for Americans.
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#19
Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas.
Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years.
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#20
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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