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Toys Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of toys jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Whenever my neighbor looks like they want to speak to me.
I collapse to the ground motionless as if I were one of Andy's toys.
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#2
Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing,
getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.
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#3
Women sex toys cost money for Batteries!
Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries.....
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#4
Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know
you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks
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#5
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?
Because he is a little shellfish.
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#6
What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas?
Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys.
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#7
Angry kids are like toys.
Wind them up and watch them go.
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#8
I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys.
They probably have the same names
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#9
My parents didn't love me as a kid My bath
toys were a toaster and a hair dryer
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#10
Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too,,,,just put
them in the second drawer of my nightstand!
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#11
After Michael jackson died..
They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change.
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#12
Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful
for all the children in China who made your kid's toys.
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#13
I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys.
I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names.
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#14
Psychedelic Playthings...
So I should probably stop covering my child's toys in LSD and leaving them out... ... I've heard they can be a trip hazard.
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#15
PSA: If you have kids, do not label the box of your ...ahem..
special items "Toys". It's very awkward to explain.
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#16
ELF NO.
1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
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#17
The ending for Toy Story 3 only Andy sells his toys to get weed money and makes a bong out of Mr.
Potato Head.
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#18
My kids don't beg for toys and I realized it's because they never
get to see commercials Because they're locked in a cage
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#19
Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa.
It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.
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#20
You wanna do stuff with toys in bed?
Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so....
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Are Toys Jokes safe for all ages?
Most toys jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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