What Are Travels Jokes?
Travels Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of travels jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million
miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all "um, no."
#2
What travels down an alley and is full of holes?
Batman's Parents.
#3
Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week.
Or as bartenders put it, "We've been expecting you."
#4
what travels around the world but stays in one corner?
postage stamp
#5
[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future?
Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER.
#6
When does a van become a can?
when it travels at the speed of light, i.e v=c..
#7
*Morgan Freeman time travels back
to 1810* Morgan Slaveman
#8
What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?
A Ha'wayman.
#9
[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German
[looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea
#10
[travels back in time] [accidentally
kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]
#11
Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
#12
Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie...
...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia.
#13
What travels down an alley and has holes in it?
Bruce Wayne's parents
#14
New York City is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
I always hear the horn before the light turns green.
#15
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke from an electric train!
#16
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#17
[travels back in time to warn 12 year old me about playing video games
too much] you become fat and lazy and-whoa Mortal Kombat 2 scoot over
#18
Light travels faster than sound This is why
some people appear bright until they speak.
#19
What travels down an alley and has holes in it?
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
#20
Did you know light travels faster than sound?
That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk).
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