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Trees Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of trees jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green?
For camouflage.
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#2
What do you plant ...
What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
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#3
Why do hippie girls love playing the didgeridoo?
Its as close as they will ever get to sucking a trees dick.
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#4
What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
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#5
Friends are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
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#6
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it
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#7
I like my women how I like my Christmas trees.
Illegally taken in the forest.
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#8
If money doesn't grow on trees...
Then why do banks have branches?
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#9
What's white and can't climb trees?
A Refrigerator
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#10
Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
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#11
Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red?
A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries.
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#12
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
'Cause they are freaking good at it
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#13
Roses are red...
Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shit my garden is on fire!
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#14
Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is "Friends are
like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."
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#15
Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees Ohoh what can I do?
She's making me eat vegan food
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#16
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.
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#17
Why are hippies against capitalism?
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
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#18
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
" Because they're really good at it
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#19
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it!
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#20
If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it...
do the other trees laugh at it?
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