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Trumpet Jokes

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Trumpet Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of trumpet jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but
I'm not able to blow my own trumpet
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#2
Anyone else call their farts "Smelly Wind Monsters?" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower.
It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet.
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#3
Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets.
Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer...
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#4
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.
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#5
How is a pirate like a trumpet player?
They both murder on the high C's.
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#6
Why are trumpets more expensive than clarinets?
Brass tax
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#7
If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.
I'd hate to toot my own horn
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#8
What would be the most useless superpower?
How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet.
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#9
Donald trump was caught masturbating during
a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet.
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#10
We all know what this means It's just 4 trumpets!
Or ITS JOHN CENA Sorry.
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#11
What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden?
You root it ooot!
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#12
What instrument do Mexicans hate?
The TRUMPet.
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#13
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say "I could do that better.
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#14
What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player?
Brasshole
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#15
What do you call a loud Trump supporter?
A Trumpet.
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#16
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I have two ears!
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#17
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
13, 1 to actually do it and the other 12 talk about how much better they could have done it.
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#18
The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets...
...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence
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#19
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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#20
How do you kill Donald Trump?
You gotta guess for this one hint: it's in the name? It's a TRUMPet
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and trumpet jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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