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#1
A photon is going through airport security...
The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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#2
I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA.
I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful.
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#3
TSA agents might have to arrest me if...
They felt deez guns *flex*
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#4
TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon
cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade
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#5
*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him*
me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*
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#6
The TSA doesn't take compliments well...
All I said was that the TSA was the **BOMB** and they wouldn't let me leave!
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#7
Just had a very thorough pat-down by a TSA agent.
Now he wants to talk about my feelings, but I'm soooo sleepy.
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#8
Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck?
Butterflies
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#9
Who are the greatest philosophers today?
The TSA. They are always asking people, "Who are you?", "Where did you come from?", "Why are you here?", and "Where are you going?"
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#10
TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight.
Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ....
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#11
I didn't get groped by the TSA at all.
We just kissed a little, it was nice.
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#12
A joke about airport security The TSA.
This concludes the joke about airport security.
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#13
Trust me, it might sound like a clever idea, but if you're being frisked
by a hot TSA agent, do NOT tell her, "my balls are the bomb."
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#14
A photon is going through airport security.
The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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#15
Child twister: "I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad" Dad twister:
"Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"
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#16
Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA?
'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it.
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#17
The TSA was like "Damn how did
you get out of Iraq?" Iran
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#18
The other day I got detained by the TSA....
Apparently they don't like it if you say "Note 7," even if it is just a joke.
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#19
TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport...
The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?" I replied "No, only guns."
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#20
aw, the tsa confiscated my toothpaste before my flight.
looks like i'm brushing my teeth with all these knives and gunpowder instead
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