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What Are Tss Jokes?

Tss Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tss jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a slutty bean?
A Frijole ("free-hole"). Ba-dun-tss
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#2
Confucius said, man who sleep with itchy bum...
... wake up with smelly finger. BA DUM TSS~
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#3
Why can you trust a musician?
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
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#4
Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Bud dum tss.
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#5
There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)
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#6
Why are drums a fire hazard?
Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.
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#7
What do you call a fly when it retires?
A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out.
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#8
Bad religious joke I created.
One day Jesus is talking to god and says, "Hey dad, guess what I did today?" God: "What?" Jesus: "I walked on water." God: "No way." Jesus: "Yahweh!" Badum, tss
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#9
What do you call a small petition?
Petite (Basin Tss)
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#10
A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head...
The landlord says to the rest of the customers: "Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!" Ba Dum Tss!
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#11
What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?
James Bonding bah dun tss
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#12
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa-dum-Tsss.
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#13
I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs.
The punchline is a little condescending. Ba dum *tss*
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#14
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Buh dum tss!
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#15
911 Worker > 911,What's your emergency?
Man > My wife is going to give birth! Worker > Is this her first born? Man > No,it's her husband *Ba Dum Tss*
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#16
A baby seal walked into
a club ba dum tss
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#17
Two elephants and a snake jumped off a cliff...
Boom Boom Tsss
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#18
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff...
Ba-dum-tss.
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#19
What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?
(hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss
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#20
A baker was killed by a falling metal pan...
you could say his death was filled with irony. Ba-Dum-Tsss
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tss jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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