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Turns Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of turns jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I recently broke up with my mobster boyfriend...
Turns out he was sleeping with the fishes.
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#2
So there're these two fish in a tank...
and the one fish turns to the other and says, "Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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#3
Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck?
Turns out she was a quack whore.
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#4
An angry cell walks into a bar...
Smoking a cigarette the cell orders a drink. When the barman turns around the cells were three. "Tumor!"
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#5
I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my
utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man
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#6
Two sausages sitting in a frying pan...
1st sausage turns to the 2nd sausage and says, "is it me? Or is it really hot in here? " 2nd sausage says, "HOLY SHIT! A talking sausage..."
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#7
My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building.
Turns out they were firefighters.
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#8
In Soviet Russia...
Light turns you on...
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#9
I was in my space ship with my pregnant wife, travelling about .95c, when she suddenly went into labor.
Turns out time wasn't the only thing that was dilated.
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#10
Dude, I can't tweet AND know when the light turns green.
I'm pretty, not magical.
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#11
Two grains of sand in the desert..
The first one turns around and says to his friend: "Dude, I think we are being followed". I'll see myself out.
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#12
My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer.
Turns out they wanted one each.
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#13
What is the difference between dog shit and black people?
One eventually turns white and stops stinking.
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#14
A woman walks into a bar...
turns out, it was actually a kitchen.
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#15
I've asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of crying
baby next to me It turns out you can't do that if baby is yours.
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#16
I'm always surprised how quickly "you're so funny" turns into "everything
is a fcuking joke to you." (usually about 3 months)
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#17
So I woke up this morning to my dishwasher making a weird sound..
Turns out she was just vacuuming.
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#18
I try to make good food, but
it all turns to shit.
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#19
I grew up thinking my Dad had tourettes....
turns out he just genuinely thought I was a fucking cunt.
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#20
<--- only has 13 problems left.
Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!
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