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Turtle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of turtle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized
that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
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#2
Hey ninja turtles, if youre trying to hide that youre turtles maybe dont
drive around in a van thats customized to look like a giant turtle.
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#3
When the TMNT Tell a Secret I wonder if when the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles tell a secret, they say Donatello anyone
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#4
How did the turtle call his friends?
...on his shellphone
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#5
What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun?
A basking deplorable
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#6
Q.
What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!
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#7
Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges
can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)
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#8
[walks into bookstore] Me: do you have any books on turtles?
Worker: Hard back? Me: Yeah, with little heads.
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#9
You're slower than a herd of turtles
stampeding through peanut butter.
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#10
A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game.
After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll.
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#11
Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging
out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?
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#12
Turns out hanging out in sewers eating pizza and practicing karate will not make me an honorary ninja turtle..
Now I just smell like shit
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#13
Turtle + Porcupine
= Slowpoke
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#14
leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now
if he was named after one of the cooler turtles
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#15
I told you to pick up a slow cooker...
All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat
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#16
I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza.
I've narrowed it down to: Pizza Farmer Pizza Hunter Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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#17
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
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#18
Mom, have you seen my turtle?
Your friends took it outside to play. They're cracking walnuts.
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#19
What does a Jewish turtle say when it first meets someone?
SHELLom
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#20
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shellfies
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