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Twin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of twin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins...
They're both pulling in different directions
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#2
What idiot named them twins
instead of wombmates?
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#3
My wife's sexual fantasy is to be with another man.
Mine is to have two girls at the same time. I think she misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman.
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#4
9/11 Threesome.
When twins go down on you.
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#5
Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks.
Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls.
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#6
My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding...
He's not happy about it either...
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#7
What do the twin towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about.
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#8
Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?
Because they needed a switch-hitter.
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#9
What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?
Two plains.
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#10
A Mexican fireman had twin boys
He named them Jose and Hose B
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#11
My wife and I lost 150lbs combined!
So if you see our twins wandering around please let us know!
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#12
The twin towers is the best
LOTR movie in the franchise
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#13
Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them.
Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
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#14
Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?
Because they shared genes!
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#15
Me: How much for the selfie stick?
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
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#16
I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets.
Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?
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#17
My wife and her twin were standing next to each other in the kitchen Well, long
story short, I grabbed the wrong butt and my brother in law was not amused
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#18
Why do Lannisters have such big beds?
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
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#19
Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart?
Her brother has a mustache.
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#20
[slams on the brakes] WHAT DO YOU MEAN LINDSAY
LOHAN PLAYED BOTH TWINS IN THE PARENT TRAP
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