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#1
Two dissectors are talking...
The first one says, "I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle". "Wow, that big !?", the second one replies. "No, that salty".
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#2
What's black, white, and red all over?
Two nuns in a chainsaw battle.
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#3
Two vegans get in an argument
They now have beef
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#4
I went for a run and got back two minutes later because I forgot something,
I forgot I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes.
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#5
How do you tell two witches apart?
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
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#6
What is your favorite one or two line joke?
(X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/what_is_your_favorite_one_to_two_line_joke/ There were some funny jokes in there
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#7
Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone
1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend.
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#8
I almost had a three sum last night.
I just needed two more people.
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#9
What do you call two Mexicans fighting
one another Juan on Juan
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#10
Why are you walking like that?
"Number one, I crashed my bike yesterday morning, and number two " edit: grammar fix
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#11
This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery
The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.
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#12
Two cannibals are eating Dane Cook.
One says to the other, "does this taste funny", the other replies "No".
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#13
There are two kinds of people in this world
Those who finish what they started and
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#14
- Police, open the door.
- What do you want? - We just wanna talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - Well just talk to each other.
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#15
Why are cars faster than motorcycles?
Because motorcycles are two tired.
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#16
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family
Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !
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#17
Well...
I like to think of it this way if we survived two fantastic 4 movies we could survive Ragnarok and hey we did good job world
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#18
Two nuts were walking down the street..
One was assaulted
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#19
If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it?
The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.
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#20
Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?
Two twins make a King.
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