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Ugly Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ugly jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy and one of the Cabbage Patch Kids had a baby?
It was an ugly little fucker with a yeast infection.
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#2
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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#3
Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors
because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat
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#4
I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too
if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do.
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#5
Any party is an ugly sweater party
if you're ugly and you sweat a lot
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#6
The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half
of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark.
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#7
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much
money I make Then they call me ugly and poor
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#8
You know social media has gone too far when all your Christmas presents have twitter integration.
Sent from my ugly sweater.
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#9
Your momma is so ugly....
Bill Cosby gave her coffee.
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#10
yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest
and the judges said sorry no professionals
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#11
sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions,
just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something
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#12
Knock, knock...
Chicken combo... Why did the chicken cross the road? *I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?* To go and see ugly... Knock, Knock *Who's there?* **The chicken**
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#13
Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger...
...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child.
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#14
What do you call immigrants to Sweden?
Ugly.
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#15
Yo momma so ugly ..
Her portraits hang themselves
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#16
Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
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#17
The easiest way to appear photogenic
in pictures is by not being ugly.
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#18
why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
because they're ugly and they stink.
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#19
Reminder: Please just hit the "RT" button on my tweets if you're ugly.
Don't want people associating your busted face with my art.
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#20
Hey, hey...calm down please.
Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours.
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