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#1
Why can't unicorns play soccer?
Because they don't exist
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#2
Did you know unicorns exist?
Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos.
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#3
What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?
Unioncorns.
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#4
I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword.
All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!
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#5
I am a unicorn hunter You don't
see any unicorns around do you?
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#6
I bet black unicorns have
the biggest horns.
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#7
Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin?
They're both imaginary
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#8
Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time.
Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]
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#9
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00.
Sincerely, The Unicorns
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#10
Rhinos are really just old, fat unicorns.
Don't argue. U know i'm right.
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#11
I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women.
Just joking, I believe in Nessie.
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#12
The truth about Unicorn Q: Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them?
A: Because they are horny.
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#13
What do you call a bunch of unicorns?
A unicornucopia.
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#14
Unicorns have one horn and everyone says "ooh they're so magical" Cow's
have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better
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#15
Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough.
mind=blown
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#16
Unicorns have the
best poker faces.
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#17
unicorns are really just
weaponized ponies.
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#18
a few things i notice while on pain killers: i don't blink, unicorns
talk too fast & i can remove my right leg at the hip.
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#19
I believe Unicorns were the first
to call each other dickheads.
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#20
Every single time I go out drinking with unicorns, they use
the old "no pockets" excuse to stick me with the bill.
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