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Unison Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of unison jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?
Two flutists playing in unison.
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#2
Lone girl at the table: "I like giving BJs but my boyfriend doesn't like
getting them" 5 guys in perfect unison: "You're not doing it right"
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#3
When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison.
Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating.
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#4
[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] "im not looking for any
trouble" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD
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#5
"Installing this app on a smartphone or tablet will mean everyone in the
house can easily adjust the thermostat." Dads in unison: "Nooooo!"
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#6
[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a "gang"
[Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] "Not a chance"
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#7
my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers
in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it
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#8
Professor: Today's exam is written.
Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
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#9
[dj voice] "Make some noise, Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "Whatcha wanna
hear, I'm taking requests" [in unison] HI TAKING REQUESTS I'M DAD
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#10
The only highlight of a brutal moving day: Wife: "That's way too big to
fit in the back door." 4 people in unison: "That's what she said!"
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#11
Welcome to ghosts anonymous.
Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*
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#12
[High school reunion] Hey guys!
Remember me!? "No" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!
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#13
A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar.
They go to the bartender and say, "One round please." "A round of what?" The bartender asks. "A round of *applause*!" They all scream in unison.
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#14
Prison Guard: "So you two cons are in love?" Con1: "Yes." Con2: "It's
like we finish each other's..." *in unison* "death sentences."
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#15
[starts chanting in unison] In Unison!
In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it.
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#16
[dj voice] "What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT
GETTING HOT IN HERE?!?" [dads in unison] DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT
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#17
When the cleaning lady say's "Have a good night", I try to time it so we say it in unison.
Then I say our "You too" response in harmony.
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#18
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.
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#19
The Pope is elevating Pete Carrol!
He's the only person that can make 20,000,000 people shout out JESUS CHRIST in unison!
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#20
How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?
Shoot the first one.
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