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#1
Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?
Because they allow 1 free carrion
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#2
What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
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#3
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals...
...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States.
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#4
In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom.
Unless they see it in their rear view mirror.
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#5
What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?
You probably won't get it.
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#6
The United States now has...
51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss.
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#7
[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future?
Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER.
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#8
Trump: "If you mess with the United States...."
.....there will be hell Toupeeeeee
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#9
This clown fad is getting out of hand....
They are even running for president of the United States.
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#10
What's the biggest city in the United States?
Obesity
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#11
I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the
United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.
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#12
The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most.
Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.
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#13
Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane?
Just kidding, United doesn't have blankets. Sorry lady in seat 21B
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#14
So Howard Webb has retired from refereeing..In his honour,
Manchester United have retired the penalty spot.
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#15
I threw a parking cone at someone.
I am the drunkest person in the United states.
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#16
The United Nations is like a black father You know it
exists but it's just never there when you need it .
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#17
Why hasn't there been a coup in the United States?
Because they don't have a US Embassy.
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#18
What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
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#19
What is the United States doing to fight pedophiles?
Child Obesity.
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#20
What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?
Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!
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