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#1
I know it's time to wax my upper lip when the cashier
at Firehouse Subs gives me the policeman's discount.
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#2
What do Filipinos call Canada?
Upper U.S.
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#3
Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an
abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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#4
When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out "hello!" that gives them the upper hand.
Yell, "YOU AINT SHIT!"
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#5
DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis?
D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch
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#6
Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?
Because it hides their teeth.
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#7
Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?
A: A hick-UP
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#8
"murder" she wrote "your password must contain at least one number and
one upper case letter" the screen said "murd3R" she wrote, frowning
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#9
A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, "I haven't eaten in three days." She responds, "You must force yourself!
You must force yourself!"
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#10
"Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on
the ass?" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans
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#11
What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?
His upper lip.
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#12
What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?
A top-of-the-lime model.
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#13
Where is the gangster egg from?
The Upper Sunny-Side
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#14
Call it a hunch...
But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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#15
My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase
letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet
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#16
Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers
and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing.
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#17
How do you know your S&M partner works in IT?
They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
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#18
Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?
Dumbbelldor.
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#19
DATING TIP: Pick up the check.
Pick up the table. Pick up the chairs and the waitress and the bartender. Everyone loves upper body strength.
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#20
I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games!
Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!
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