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#1
What do Mr.
Spock and toilet paper have in common? They both hang around Uranus trying to wipe out Klingons.
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#2
If grandmothers say "love you to the moon and back"
Do gay men say "love you to Uranus and back"?
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#3
Damn girl are you a planet?
Because i can see Uranus through my binoculars at night.
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#4
What is the core of Uranus
called Urectum
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#5
The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth 100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars 100% land + 0% Fertility
= Venus 100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury 100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto 100% gas = Uranus
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#6
I saw Uranus from my dorm room last night...
...Next time close your Urcurtains.
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#7
What did the horny Astronomer say to the telescope?
I wanna see Uranus.
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#8
Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?
It was Saturn by Uranus.
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#9
Something I told my mom when I was 6...
Me: I know what planet has a black hole! Mom: Which one? Me: Uranus
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#10
The porn version of Interstellar is out ...
It's called "IntoStella". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus.
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#11
Keep the Earth clean!
Its not Uranus.
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#12
What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons.
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#13
What does star trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons' s
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#14
NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year
journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.
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#15
Did you guys hear about the gay astronaut?
He landed on Uranus
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#16
Giant methane storm on Uranus.
It just a really bad fart.
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#17
Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus!
Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead.
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#18
Giant methane storms on Uranus
Ex-post from r/science
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#19
Did you hear about that new black hole?
It's near Uranus..
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#20
What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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