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Usa Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of usa jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Isn't America great!
People shouting USA! At sporting events or after a disaster and we bond together. Or at home depot where its like I'll take you essay and you essay and you essay over there.
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#2
I hope Donald Trump becomes president.
That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him "you're fired".
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#3
My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more.
I told him a LOT more, better not risk it
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#4
Was JFK born in USA?
Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!
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#5
"USA is #1!
USA is #1!" me explaining international dialing codes
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#6
Obama won?
That's it I am moving.... ..to USA!
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#7
Now that gay marriage is legal in the
USA OPs can finally get married!
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#8
I have this strange feeling that the current VP of the USA is going
to do something ridiculous to Pence But he is just Biden his time
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#9
So much has been going wrong in the USA You would think it had
been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
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#10
If Donald Trump becomes President...
then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W
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#11
Hi, my name is USA, and I am...
addicted to starting wars in Muslim countries. This is my first meeting and I'm a little nervous.
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#12
The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think
it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
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#13
Apparently the USA is the biggest contributor to noise pollution
in the world My solution: put a silencer in every school
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#14
Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly
a horrible day for the USA.
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#15
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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#16
Why do you get arrested for walking into an army base unauthorised in the USA?
Because Obama doesn't like anyone sneaking in his barracks.
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#17
Why did the USA invade Panama?
Just 'Cause
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#18
You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it.
USA! USA!
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#19
Dear USA: Having seen most of your potential candidates, please ditch
elections and try the sword-in-the-stone method of choosing a leader.
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#20
I am 99% sure USA's Student's t is 2.576.
Because America got an infinite degree of freedom.
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