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Vegetables Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vegetables jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If vegetarians eat vegetables...
What do egalitarians eat? edit: for originality points
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#2
Why do cannibal children go to the hospital?
Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables.
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#3
What's the hardest part about eating your vegetables?
Digesting the wheelchair.
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#4
What should you do before cooking the vegetables?
Remove the wheelchair
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#5
What do you get for stealing a slut's vegetables?
Herpeas.
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#6
Eat your school, stay in drugs,
and don't do vegetables.
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#7
Gross.
This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like.
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#8
Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said "Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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#9
I'll pronounce vegan "veegan", when
vegetables become "veegetables".
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#10
If vegans are so smart...
Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry.
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#11
Never get drunk before you write your grocery list.
You'll end up adding things like "vegetables" and "someone who will marry me."
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#12
My son asked me what's it like being married.
I said "You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that".
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#13
What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?
The wheelchair
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#14
What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables?
A cannibal.
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#15
I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive
ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher
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#16
Vegetables They never
knew what hit em
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#17
I went to see an evening of vegetables doing stand-up last night.
It wasn't to my taste though - too many crudites
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#18
What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?
They 'turnip' their noses.
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#19
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
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#20
What do scientists and vegetables have in common?
Stephen Hawking
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