What Are Via Jokes?
Via Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of via jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Spider-man never tweets via iPhone.
He's a web kinda guy.
#2
An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria.
Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam.
#3
Excuse me -are you a psychic hooker?
**cuz you just blew my mind.** *full credit: gavin mcginnes via streetboners blog from about 5 years ago.*
#4
So they're bringing in 100 fine for bad driving...
How sexist is that? (via Jimmy Carr)
#5
[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot.
Once inside, it's a cash playground boys
#6
At this point in my life if I drop something and can't pick it up
with my foot or via one of my kids, it's staying on the floor.
#7
I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on...
...so I clicked "open Link in New Tab".
#8
Two elderly couple who have Alzheimers just finished having sex Male : Was it good?
Female : I can't remember Male : Who are you? Sorry for the formatting sent this via my phone
#9
Sorry I broke up with you
via interpretive dance.
#10
How do mermaids give birth?
Via Sea-Section
#11
*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident*
*Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone.
#12
Trying to argue via text is like Being
Italian and talking with handcuffs on.
#13
How do really crazy people get through the forest?
Via the psycho path.
#14
Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I'm pretty sure I'm
going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip.
#15
The Names of Politicians Bush...
Dick... Boehner... Weiner... And they say politicians sometimes win via *name recognition*.
#16
Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
#17
Someone: What are you up to?
Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?
#18
I've been watching ISIS movements via UAV for the past
week They seem to beheading in the right direction
#19
Today's Generation "omg my parents never
let me have anything." via iPhone
#20
Who was the knight that invented the round table?
Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)
Why People Enjoy Via Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and via jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love via jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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