What Are Vibrators Jokes?
Vibrators Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vibrators jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why are broken vibrators so rare?
Because they are hard to come by.
#2
Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators
, the other 48% have new ones .
#3
Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators?
They want to increase their gross domestic products.
#4
Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators.
The other 37% have brand new ones.
#5
A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands.
Just to play it safe, I'm teaching my penis to vibrate.
#6
Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have
used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones
#7
Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators?
The other 18% have new ones...
#8
I was browsing sex toys online today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife's vibrators cost...
She's sitting on a small fortune...
#9
Maybe I can bury my burned out vibrators in the Pet Sematary
and they'll come back to life with a vengeance.
#10
Why can't Polack women use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
#11
I was shocked to see how much vibrators cost these days...
My wife must be sitting on a fortune.
#12
Oprah just came out with a line of
vibrators They're called "the O".
#13
Why did God invent men?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn
#14
Why don't Polish girls use vibrators?
They're afraid of chipping their teeth.
#15
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.
#16
When my ex worked out of town, he would take my vibrators away from me.
Said I was cheating on him w/them. He shoulda taken his brother too.
#17
I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy
She was always saying she loved vibrators.
#18
Why did God create men?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
#19
According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm
guessing the other 48% have new ones?
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