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What Are Visiting Jokes?

Visiting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of visiting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on
the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni
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#2
I got busted visiting Texas.
For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books.
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#3
I'm on holiday visiting the math dept.
at Univ. of Manchester, England. I guess I'm an Alan Turist.
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#4
A German lands in Paris...
Upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks him: -Occupation? -Oh, no no, just visiting!
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#5
Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.
I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.
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#6
British men is visiting Australia.
Learn: The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
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#7
Visiting Child House I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around.
They said no and slammed the door in my face. Parents can be real jerks...
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#8
Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk.
Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting.
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#9
Obama is visiting India!
Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won't steal!
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#10
A British man is visiting Australia.
The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
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#11
I head the singer of "Chandelier" is visiting my town
I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!
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#12
A German tourist in France.
A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: "Occupation?" The German replies: "No, no, just visiting."
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#13
A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border.
The Ukrainian border guard asks, "Name?" The Russian answers, "Boris." The border guard asks, "Occupation?" The Russian says, "No, just visiting."
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#14
"Alex is visiting later tonight." Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing?
[From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob.
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#15
A German is at the border to go to Poland.
The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting.
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#16
What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?
a family reunion
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#17
Visiting dad on his death bed...
[Visiting father on death bed] "Dad, I'm sorry for the pain I caused you. " *Dad struggling to talk* "Hi sorry for the pain I caused you, I'm Dad."
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#18
A joke from my grandfather who is a Indian man in the United States.
Him: "Muslims are going to vote for trump" Me: "Really?" Him: "Yeah. They want him to stop their parents from visiting constantly"
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#19
'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.
'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'
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#20
Ambushed my mother-in-law After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her.
My wife shouted "Are you gonna help?", I said "6 should be enough!"
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Are Visiting Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Visiting Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Visiting Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Visiting Jokes are available?
We currently have 72 Visiting Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Visiting Jokes?
Visiting Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Visiting Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and visiting jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love visiting jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good visiting jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Visiting Jokes safe for all ages?
Most visiting jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Visiting Jokes?
visiting jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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