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Vocabulary Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vocabulary jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?
A LexiCon
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#2
Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her
vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what "nerd" means.
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#3
thesaurus had the greatest vocabulary
of all the dinosaurs
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#4
I have a great vocabulary,
just ask my um female dad
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#5
I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options.
Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like "Indiana Jones"!
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#6
Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say.
Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?
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#7
I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection.
Vocabulary is power.
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#8
Its important to have a good vocabulary...
If only I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living.
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#9
TIL an African grey parrot, who lives an incredibly long life, can learn up to the vocabulary of an 8 year old.
So when do you have the sex talk?
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#10
If "the word impossible is not in your vocabulary",
you have a pretty limited vocabulary.
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#11
Why do you keep saying flail?
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
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#12
What does a parrot named Larry talk about?
Vocabulary
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#13
What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?
The bronthesaurus.
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#14
The Vocabulary Theater is now open!
I heard they have a clever word play!
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#15
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
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#16
Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses.
Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous... Interviewer: Strengths? Me: Vocabulary?
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#17
My vocabulary is so poor...
I can not express it in words.
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#18
You're pretty cocky for someone with such a small...
....vocabulary.
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#19
My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks,
rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.
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#20
When someone's all, "Words cannot begin to describe ..."
I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY.
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