What Are Volkswagen Jokes?
Volkswagen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of volkswagen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
#2
Should I include "hard working and honest" in my resume?
Applying for a software engineer's role at Volkswagen.
#3
As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears?
The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!
#4
Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image.
They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated.
#5
How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray.
#6
What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?
A Mini Golf.
#7
I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so
I can be the reason why people keep getting punched.
#8
Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?
Emission Impossible
#9
Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their
emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall
#10
What do you call a electric Volkswagen?
A **Volts**wagon
#11
How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen?
2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray
#12
What car do insects drive?
A Volkswagen automobile.
#13
Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines...
...they really took the piss out of clean diesel.
#14
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle?
4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray.
#15
At trial, a Volkswagen engineer is called to the stand to explain why they participated in the 'clean diesel' debacle.
He claims he is not guilty. He said he was just following...odors.
#16
Q.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way but not cramped beyond movement."
#17
Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle...
The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up.
#18
This joke is at least 10x dirtier than I thought.
. . Volkswagen
#19
Volkswagen are a bunch of cheats...
Audi you think they Passat their diesel tests for all these years? They would have never Beetle their CCompetition if they hadn't.
#20
Remember when?
Remember when the worst thing about Volkswagen was that they made cars for Hitler?
Why People Enjoy Volkswagen Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and volkswagen jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love volkswagen jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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