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Voting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of voting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary?
The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
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#2
Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil...
we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of.
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#3
I'm voting for Trump...
I've never seen a president assassinated.
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#4
A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump.
They've both given it a lot of thought.
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#5
{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk.
Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear
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#6
"Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm
voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."
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#7
I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ...
I never got re-elected
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#8
Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?
The Lay-Boar Party.
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#9
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics how to ruin the people!
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#10
Felons would be a really valuable voting base...
After all, we know they have conviction.
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#11
People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary....
... or as they like to call her, Preparation H
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#12
Always ask "are you voting for Sanders?" before sex.
If they say "yes" you know they are too young.
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#13
Why is Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump?
Because a Clinton left a very bad taste in her mouth.
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#14
Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
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#15
Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because...
...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!
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#16
I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free
Edit: people down voting freed slaves?
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#17
The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary
Clinton George Soros :(
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#18
What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?
Counting Crows
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#19
What's a horse's number one priority when voting?
A stable economy...
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#20
What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?
A stable economy
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