What Are Vu Jokes?
Vu Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of vu jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Dijon vu The feeling you've
eaten this mustard before.
#2
I've got a sense of deja vu It seems
like last year was only yesterday.
#3
Deja Vu When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because
God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
#4
A man with Deja vu
walks into a bar.
#5
That new movie, Daja Vu...
Haven't I seen it before?
#6
No Deja vu please...I Don't want
to go through that again
#7
I think deja vu is bullshit and this isn't
the first time I've thought that.
#8
what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again?
DJ Vu
#9
I know it's crazy to think that every time I have
deja vu, it's actually happened before, but...
#10
Did I already do
my deja vu joke?
#11
Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling?
[credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)
#12
What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
#13
What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're
just starting back at your last checkpoint?
#14
Doctor Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
#15
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny
he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
#16
What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're
starting back off at your last checkpoint.
#17
Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before?
That's called Dijon Vu.
#18
I want to create a show called "Deja Vu"
simply for the "Previously on Deja Vu".
#19
I feel like I've had this mustard before......
it must be Dijon Vu
#20
DJ vu.
The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before.
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