What Are Wall Jokes?
Wall Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wall jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Q: What's an educated hole in the wall?
A: A wisecrack.
#2
What do you call a nut?
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth
#3
The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor...
even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall.
#4
What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose.
There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com
#5
What is Donald Trump's favorite music album?
The Wall
#6
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam
#7
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
#8
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
The Wall was both their last big hit.
#9
A man takes his wife out to dinner one night.
The wife says, "I want you to treat me like a princess." The husband drives his Mercedes into a wall.
#10
How do you paint a wall with dead babies?
It depends how hard you throw them.
#11
One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the
wall and I thought it was just part of the movie.
#12
A Jew with a boner runs into
a wall He breaks his nose
#13
The Wall Street protesters are right...
There is no Jobs.
#14
My dog saw a sign on a wall that said "wet paint"...
So he did.
#15
What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
#16
What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common?
Their biggest hit was the wall.
#17
Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me.
I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls
#18
Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives
by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?
#19
What do you call?
What do you call 'nuts on a chest'? chestnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a wall'? walnuts. What do you call 'nuts on a chin'? .... A dick in your mouth.
#20
Don't assume Wal-Mart sells walls.
Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter.
Why People Enjoy Wall Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and wall jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love wall jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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