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#1
Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
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#2
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said "Tourettes! Now fuck off!"
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#3
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off you c*nt!"
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#4
After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class.
..."It has its prose & cons"
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#5
An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him The warden
didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration.
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#6
What do you call 1 white guy with
500 black guys The warden
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#7
A prisoner got out of his cell.
Warden : Close all the exits. after 10 minutes the prisoner escaped Warden : How the hell did he escaped? Guard : He went through the entrance.
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#8
[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal?
CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE]
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#9
WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what
now *a metallic voice sings out: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE*
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#10
Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences.
The prison wardens are none the wiser.
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#11
During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden.
I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal.
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#12
The meanest man in the world Is the Warden
who put a tack on the electric chair.
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#13
[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal?
CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE] W: SHIT
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#14
woman on death row Warden: "What would you like for your
last meal?" Woman: "I don't know, what do you want?"
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#15
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden.
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#16
Got let out of prison today.
The warden turned and asked "can you take any positives from your time in here?" I smiled "Yeah actually, the wife can't ever call me a tight arsed bastard again"
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#17
Traffic wardens are so nice in my area...
they always leave notes on my car like 'Parking fine'. edit: this joke is fucking awful
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#18
What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?
A warden
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#19
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off!"
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#20
Came up with this joke this morning in the shower.
I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons.
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