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Washer Jokes

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Washer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of washer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
See a penny pick it up...
All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a "hand washer".
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#2
Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and
evades police Nut screws washer and bolts
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#3
Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose.
Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.
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#4
Spelling error to avoid: "Biden" is the name of the
Vice President, "bidet" is your butt-washer.
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#5
The overspray from my windshield washer
fluid just totaled a smart car.
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#6
I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer.
I have committed money laundering.
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#7
We have one of the recalled Samsung washers.
But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!
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#8
Instructions in the Men's Room for hand washing.
Because non-hand washers can't be bothered unless there's an opportunity to learn stuff.
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#9
Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away?
"Nut screws washer and bolts"
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#10
why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
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#11
Why was there semen on the clean laundry?
When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, "Please put a load in the washer"
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#12
A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum.
He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, "Nut Screws Washer and Bolts".
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#13
Left my iPod in the Washer and Dryer...
I accidentally left my iPod in the washer and dryer, and when I took it out, all of my songs with explicit lyrics had been deleted.
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#14
I am forced to give up golf after breaking my leg.
I fell off the ball washer.
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#15
What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?
One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.
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#16
[Noah from the Bible is doing laundry and his washer
just starts spewing water] DEBORAH GET THE BOAT
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#17
What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?
You washer and dryer.
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#18
My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when
I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man
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#19
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then
I realized that he can't even afford A washer or a dryer
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#20
What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
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