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Waste Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of waste jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
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#2
Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide.....
no one ever brings them back.
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#3
Circular arguments are such a waste of time...
They are just pointless
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#4
There's no greater waste of time in life than
wishing a one-year-old a happy birthday.
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#5
Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?
It'd be a waste of time.
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#6
If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste.
If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*.
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#7
If I had a daughter I wouldn't waste money on training bras, I'd
trap wild bras and train them myself like our ancestors did.
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#8
"How'd the session go with your new therapist?" "It was a waste of time.
He just kept showing me pictures of my parents fighting."
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#9
I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today...
...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well.
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#10
I hate when films say " 'MAY' contain nudity?" Either it does or it doesn't.
DON'T WASTE MY TIME
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#11
Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
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#12
i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN
iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A
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#13
Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests?
Hate to see all this pee go to waste.
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#14
What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?
"Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
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#15
When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to "warm her up", I dont waste a second..
to throw in a hairdryer
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#16
They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
You have nothing to worry about.
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#17
Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks!
It's a waste of time!
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#18
Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese.
Apparently they have a "family" & a "wife" & I'm "ruining their dinner."
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#19
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life,
then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
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#20
What does Reddit and Dating have in common?
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
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