What Are Watts Jokes?
Watts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of watts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?
Watts.
#2
One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning.
"Wire you insulate?" his wife scolded. "Watts it to you?" he snapped. "I'm ohm, ain't I?"
#3
What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears?
"That megahertz" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts
#4
Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars.
Do you know where they'll use them? In Watts. I'll see myself out now.
#5
What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?
I wuv you watts and watts!
#6
What the the electrician say to his buddy?
Watts up?!
#7
What's the difference between watts and ohms?
Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
#8
The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E.
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#9
Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other?
Watts up?
#10
Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs?
Watts the difference!
#11
What did the lightbulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts and watts.
#12
Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.
#13
My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...
Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."
#14
What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
#16
How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?
1.21 jigga watts
Why People Enjoy Watts Jokes
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