What Are We Jokes?
We Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of we jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Is this InkJet any good?
Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!
#2
*First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me.
Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet.
#3
"That'll be $15.99 please" "Do you take giant revolving badgers?" *cashier
grabs me by the throat* "We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"
#4
We need to get into the fertilizer industry...
I hear business is booming.
#5
Why do we PARK on a DRIVEway, but my mom's boyfriend
Craig won't let me call him Dad when we hug?
#6
*pulls out earbud* What?
"We need to talk." *pulls out earbud* "You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl." *pulls out earbud* No way
#7
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence
#8
"I'll be a dentist.
Then they'll love me." "We're terrified of dentists." "I'll kill a lion!" "It was a beloved lion with a name." "Dammit."
#9
Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes
from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff
#10
Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption
"Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn't have known it's summer.
#11
Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band?
We are called Juan Direction.
#12
I'd make a political joke...
But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went.
#13
I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out.
We are going to watch tv.
#14
"We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly
right after you bought your first pair." -Every store ever
#15
If we attacked Turkey from the rear...
...do you think Greece would help?
#16
Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will
be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.
#17
First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it?
W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!
#18
Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first...
..but we made reservations.
#19
Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out!
We don't want your type in here!''
#20
Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer?
Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people
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