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#1
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer.....
........ than the men who mention it.
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#2
I would lose weight ...
But I hate losing ...
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#3
No wonder Jared lost weight...
He doesn't like footlongs.
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#4
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding.
I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders.
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#5
ME: I need help losing weight.
I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing.
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#6
New Years Resolutions I've decided on a few attainable resolutions...
* put on some weight * exercise less * watch some TV, play some computer games * procrastinate (maybe I'll do that later)
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#7
Forget the fad diets, I'm gonna lose weight the old fashioned
way - by not having enough money for food.
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#8
Just ordered wonton soup Hope my
apartment can hold the weight
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#9
What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers?
The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 "regular" ounces. The more you know...
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#10
Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?
Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)
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#11
What they say: "Hey, have you lost weight?" What they mean: "Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter.
What gives?"
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#12
People never point out how awesome
Meth is for weight loss.
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#13
Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction.
(Stolen from a mock the week episode)
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#14
Help me reddit.
I've quit smoking and I'm gaining weight Before, I only had to reach into my pockets to feel a little lighter.
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#15
I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress.
I ate her.
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#16
Me: My weight is up.
I really hate winter. Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs.
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#17
When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself
from trying to guess everybody's weight.
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#18
'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard
to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
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#19
There is a clerk at the butcher shop.
He is 5'10" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight? Meat.
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#20
Starting a Psychofit class.
Basically, I sneak up on people showering and chase em with a knife til they achieve their desired body weight.
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