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Whale Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of whale jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.
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#2
How do you catch a whale?
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
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#3
How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale?
Four Skindivers.
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#4
After decades of study, scientists finally decode whale song.
"Moo. Moo. Moooooooooo. Moo."
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#5
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin-divers
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#6
Knock knock.
Who's there? BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (it's a whale joke!)
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#7
What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder?
Killer Whale.
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#8
My friend went whale watching the other day...
I didn't know people were paying to take pictures of my ex.
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#9
Where do they weigh whales?
At the whale weigh station of course.
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#10
Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers!
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#11
Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up
to the coast of Wales humming, "Mama, I'm coming home."
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#12
Do you like whales?
Cause I thought we could "Humpback" at my place.
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#13
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
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#14
Stomach: I'm hungry.
Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.
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#15
what do you call a whale that mates constantly?
your girlfreind
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#16
What do whales do on dates?
Netflix and Krill
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#17
How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
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#18
Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's
actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us.
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#19
Which whale makes the best sexual partner?
One that will humpback!
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#20
What do you call it when whales form a band.
An Orcastra.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and whale jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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