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#1
What do you call it when whales form a band.
An Orcastra.
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#2
Two whales walk into a bar The first whale says to the bartender "WHAAAA-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO-UUUUUU" The second whale turns to the first and says "Frank!
What the hell is wrong with you?"
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#3
Sperm whales were created when Chuck
Norris masterbated in the ocean.
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#4
Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set
to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3.
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#5
Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan.
His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide.
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#6
Enviromentalists:"How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement
but not enviromentalism):"Pull all those big whales out.
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#7
Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having sex?
They like it deep.
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#8
What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?
They both watch whales.
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#9
Who was the marketing genius who decided to call killer
whales "killer whales" instead of "sea pandas"???
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#10
Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar.
The first one says, "OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH" and the second one replies, "Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"
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#11
What do wooden whales eat?
A plankton.
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#12
What's a whales favorite musical group?
An orcastra
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#13
Two whales are at a bar...
The first whale turns toward the other and says, "ooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooo!" The second whale says, "Dude, you're drunk as fuck."
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#14
What do you call a group of whales playing music together?
An Orcastra
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#15
What is a large group of Sperm Whales called?
Semen
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#16
What do you call a group of singing killer whales?
An orca-stra.
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#17
Actors can get political in speeches if they want.
Go for it. But imagine someone winning Wimbledon & going, "Yay! I won! Save the whales!"
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#18
Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas...
Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!
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#19
Excuse me, but do you like whales?
(yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
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#20
It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online!
Nature's wonders!
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