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Wheat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wheat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the man with the world's largest penis have for breakfast?
I had a bowl of Corn Flakes and some buttered wheat toast.
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#2
Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there
a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet
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#3
Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning,
pooped a mini patio set this evening.
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#4
What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day?
Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry
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#5
What's more inbred than English monarchs?
Wheat.
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#6
Yo mama so fat she
eats Wheat Thicks.
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#7
Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat?
it's bred and better!
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#8
migraine |my-grain| noun 1 a recurrent severe headache 2 what a farmer
shouts in disbelief after a terrible storm destroys his wheat field
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#9
What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common?
They're all in bread.
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#10
Donuts are made from flour.
Flour is made from wheat. Wheat is a plant. Plants are vegetables. Donuts are a vegetable.
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#11
Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?
Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye
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#12
What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe?
"I yield!"
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#13
Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery?
Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye.
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#14
LunchablesTM?
huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna
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#15
How does a hacker speak with bread?
He uses wheat speak.
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#16
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.
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#17
What does the German wheat farmer say to his wife in the morning?
Gluten Morgen!
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#18
Did you hear about the wheat farmer that got sent to jail?
His wife *bailed* him out.
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#19
How many French people does it take to bake a baguette?
8. Because then they have wheat.
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#20
Wheat derived protein is totally innocuous and not at all evil...
... Hail seitan!
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and wheat jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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