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What Are Wine Jokes?

Wine Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wine jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Good friends are like bottles of sweet wine ..
that's why I keep mine locked in the cellar.
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#2
Jesus may have turned water into wine But I turned
a whole student loan check into vodka
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#3
(Grabs store intercom) Would whoever dropped the list with "pizza" and "wine" on it in the cart come to the front?
We need to be friends.
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#4
A new study has found that if a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine per day it increases the chance of a stroke...
if you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it too.
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#5
Does grape jelly go bad or do
I just have wine jelly now?
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#6
How are cats like empty wine bottles?
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
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#7
How do you get a red wine
stain off a baby?
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#8
"STOP apologizing.
You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."
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#9
Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe
If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth
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#10
Just spilled red wine
ALL OVER my insides.
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#11
I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes
and threw myself down the stairs.
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#12
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones.
Please pass the wine.
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#13
wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well!
wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home
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#14
So I called up the Captain, please bring me my wine.
He said: "ma'am, this is a cruise. Please don't call me again if there's no emergency"
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#15
My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his.
But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line.
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#16
I like my women like I like my wine Eight
years old and locked up in a cellar
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#17
Most doctors agree that drinking a glass of red wine a day
is beneficial, since it calms them down before surgery.
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#18
Great wine is like great jazz...
It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same. EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?
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#19
I tried cooking with wine tonight, after five glasses,
I forgot why I was even in the kitchen
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#20
What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
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Our collection features 520 Wine Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Wine Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Wine Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Wine Jokes?
Wine Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Wine Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and wine jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Wine Jokes safe for all ages?
Most wine jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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wine jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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