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What Are Wink Jokes?

Wink Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wink jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When a character in a movie says the title in the middle of dialogue they
should be required to wink and make tiny guns with their fingers.
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#2
I created a new word Plagiarism *just like
80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*
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#3
MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN SO I CAN FINALLY
WINK AT THE CAT AS MUCH AS I WANT
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#4
God says to jesus, "You remembered it's father's day?" Jesus says "what the hell am I supposed
to get a man who has everything?!" *God turns & winks at camera* "Omnipresents."
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#5
Want to play the rape game?
No!! *wink* That's the spirit
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#6
[1st date] "I'm really into roll playing," I tell her with a wink,
and make two pieces of complimentary bread pretend to kiss.
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#7
[hotel] wife: I'm gonna go change.
Find us a movie, ok? *winks* me: Ok! *wife comes out in lingerie* wife: What'd you pick? me: Space Jam
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#8
You got acute appendicitis ..
No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*
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#9
[at the hunting store] Me: where's the camo gear?
Clerk [winks]: exactly
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#10
This salad isn't going to toss itself.
*winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(
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#11
Get in the van!
me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*
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#12
I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink.
Then I get kicked out.
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#13
*takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee "Thankth, thexy!
Theeya!" *walks outside *screams
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#14
[Date] Me: You're a scientist?
Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?
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#15
I always wink at the local Funeral Director, because he will be the
last one to see me naked, and I don't want it to be awkward.
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#16
HR: And what would you say is a weakness of yours?
Me: Lindt truffles. HR: Me: Dr. Pepper. HR: Me: Redheads....? *winks* HR: Get out.
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#17
"I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!" Popeye tells his host.
Hannibal winks. "The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."
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#18
*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops.
- Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S.
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#19
*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE
doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*
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#20
Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?
Enough to break the ice. *winks*
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and wink jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most wink jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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