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Witty Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of witty jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get a first dad for father's day?
Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike
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#2
Why couldn't I have been born rich
instead of so ridiculously witty?
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#3
My boss asked if he dropped his watch in the toilet Because I was shitting on his time And joke creds to him.
I was also fresh out of witty comebacks...
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#4
TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport...
The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?" I replied "No, only guns."
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#5
I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen
years later I think up a witty come back.
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#6
what is awesome and witty?
heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there
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#7
I have something witty
to say Something witty
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#8
An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums.
What was his name? O'Byrne
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#9
If your boss asks "Working hard or hardly working?," come back with
a witty quip like "Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."
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#10
Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176
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#11
Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original
joke that will have you laughing for days
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#12
Beating up band nerds with witty comebacks *Impales Flutist* "Must be flute poisoning" *Bludgeons
French Horn Player* "Am I making you horny?" *Throws Tuba player off cliff* "Tu...bad"
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#13
Do vegans get paid hourly or celery?
That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry.
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#14
I thought my witty comeback was completely original....
Turns out it was a riposte.
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#15
New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
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#16
Need something witty to say after i pee in a cup...
Tomorrow is drug test day... Not sure this is actually the right sub for this but watevs.
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#17
What do you pasta with a witty comeback?
Retortellini.
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#18
Missed connection.
You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response.
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#19
On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?
9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
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#20
you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with
"witty" sayings that he bought from jcpenney.
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