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Wizard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of wizard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him.
The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, "You shall not pass!"
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#2
What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard?
"Don't ask don't spell."
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#3
me: i dont want any kids person: *low chuckle* oh, you'll change your mind.
me: *grabs them by collar* tell me more about the future, wizard
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#4
What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?
Harry Frotteur
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#5
A wizard walks into a gay bar ...
and disappeared with a poof
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#6
What do you call a happy wizard?
Optimystical
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#7
Pot could probably use one more name...
how about wizard parsley?
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#8
How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?
A wizard is never late.
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#9
If the Avada Kedavra curse was invented by a Muslim wizard or by a Jewish wizard It
would be called the "Islama Kedavra" curse or the "Avada Judahvra" respectively.
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#10
Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz...
...because he took Kansas by storm.
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#11
MARRIAGE TIP: When your wife forgets to set the timer and incinerates
dinner, DO NOT whistle "If I Only Had a Brain" from the Wizard of Oz.
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#12
A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the
Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa
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#13
Judge: You need supervision.
Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard.
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#14
What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex?
Taking it in the Dumbledore.
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#15
Everyone seems to like tinman from wizard of oz...
But I can't stannum.>_>
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#16
How did the gay wizard dissappear?
He went with a poof!
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#17
If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing
it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.
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#18
As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all
have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime.
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#19
If you have any snacks left when the movie starts
you're a wizard & need to be killed.
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#20
That's the last time I follow some dude into the
woods just because he tells me he's a wizard.
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