What Are Works Jokes?
Works Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of works jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart.
But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out.
#2
Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away!
Well grandma, that's how organ donation works.
#3
Forrest Gump came out 20 years ago.
Can you believe that?! Of course you can because you're not an idiot who doesn't know how time works.
#4
What works better than anti-depressants?
A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
#5
What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
#6
What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?
Ulta Magnus!
#7
What is the greatest sport in the history of the Olympics?
Discus(s). [I think this works better verbally...]
#8
NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider.
You're welcome.
#9
KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who?
Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts
#10
Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
#11
My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste.
Friends have said she prolly meant baking soda....but I disagree.
#12
It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently
works on my car is the Check Engine light.
#13
It says a lot about someone...
It says a lot about someone when they try to prank you by putting aluminum foil in the toilet bowl. It says even more about you when it works.
#14
So...
Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!
#15
Time Travel!
I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second.
#16
So an old-timer goes out for breakfast...
And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks "What will you have, Sir?" "Bacon my day, sonny!" [Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]
#17
What would be the most useless superpower?
How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet.
#18
Coffee so strong, it still works even
though you've disabled java.
#19
What is a joke that works on many levels?
HR Department.
#20
What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?
a Guardian of the Galaxy
Why People Enjoy Works Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and works jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love works jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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